have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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