sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
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She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
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I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
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