oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
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We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
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I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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