Pregnant stripper...not hot.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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