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no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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