I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
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I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Dear awkwardly drunk roommate, thanks for stuffing enough change in my clevage that I could afford a pepsi at work today. Sincerely awesome roommate that put up with your drunk ass
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
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You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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