who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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