But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
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