Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
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