I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
Who put my cat in the fridge?
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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