I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
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like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
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I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
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