I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
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