Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
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For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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