he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I just found puke in my bra..
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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