New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Randomize
