Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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