so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
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I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
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Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
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I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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