Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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