Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Randomize
