So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
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Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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