the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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