Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
It's rum buckets o'clock
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
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