You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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