I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
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i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
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I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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