I feel like I bought a front row ticket to watch her screw up her life
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Haha I'M GOING TO MISS HIS PENIS SO MUCH. But not his bipolarness.
3.5 bazillion penises. So not that hard to find a new good one
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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