Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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