this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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