I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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