I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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