we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
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