I'm eating all of the evidence.
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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