you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
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