I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Do vagina's smell?
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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