what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
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like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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