Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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