He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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