I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
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I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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