And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
Small penises have feelings too.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
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