Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
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