Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
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I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
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She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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