You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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