Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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