He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
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Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize