We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
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Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
NoShamevember. You game?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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