If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
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It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
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