I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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