We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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