D3 body, D1 cock
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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