His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
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Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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