Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Randomize
