I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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