I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
your room smells of hookers.
And success
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
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