Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
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