Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
You know, be my cock's hype man.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
My day in three words: secret purse cake
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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